The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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being black

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to die

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!