Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!