- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to morph into yourself

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Pointless Super Powers