- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to only see glass.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Pointless Super Powers