- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to hovertate

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The ability to become visible at will.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers