The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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cry acid tears

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!