- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

to zap people but only yourself

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to not see anything

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Pointless Super Powers