The power to shrink boobs

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be blind

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to be powerless

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!