The power to get arrested

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to jump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!