The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!