The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to get arrested

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!