- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to write comic books

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Pointless Super Powers