The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!