The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Aweonao

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!