teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!