the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to never come into existence

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Aweonao

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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blindness

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!