The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!