- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

+60

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

+60

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

+58

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

+54

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

+50

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

+42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to half transform to something.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to fly, but only fly north

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

the power to melt your bones

The power to give people std's during intercourse