The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to read this sentence

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!