- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Nope. Just nope.

The power to think oppositely

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power of being yourself

Pointless Super Powers