Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!