- Pointless Super Powers

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

The power to swallow instead of spit

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be french.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to die

The power to smell whore

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to break a Nokia

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!