The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have no power

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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swear words -jesse

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be french.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!