- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to break a Nokia

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to lock open doors

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

Pointless Super Powers