The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to die.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!