The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to animate condiments

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!