The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!