The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!