- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to have a V8

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to read this sentence

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power of 12% levetation

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Pointless Super Powers