- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to pee poop

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power of hindsight

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to break a Nokia

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to turn food into shit

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Pointless Super Powers