The power to see through glass

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to fly in space

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!