- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to become translucent

The power to even

The power to lose all your limbs

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to look at Sun.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to control weather on Mars

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Pointless Super Powers