The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to think of food

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!