The power to have no powers

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to be a snail

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!