The power to swim on land.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!