- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power think five times slower.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to walk on land.

Pointless Super Powers