- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to be gay on command.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to die

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

Pointless Super Powers