The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to animate condiments

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to look TV

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!