the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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being black

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to write comic books

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!