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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to speak using their mouth
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The power of becoming sick when you need it.
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %
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The power to sharpen a pen
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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.
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The power to see water one meter behind you.
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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.
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being black
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The power to be gay on command.
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the power to fail at everything you do
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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The power to think oppositely
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!