The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!