The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!