The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to fall asleep each time you

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!