DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Meanwhile In
Rate My Battlestation
ffuuu
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to quote memes randomly
thumb_up
thumb_down
+105
the power to fart at the worst moments
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to be Chuck Norris
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
the ability to only crap while on a toilet
thumb_up
thumb_down
+101
the power to give yourself sunburn
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to die,but only if your alive!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+99
The power to shit on the ceiling
thumb_up
thumb_down
+97
The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
Smell chick peas from over two miles away
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
The power to eat three times a day.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+93
The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+93
The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+91
being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+91
The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+87
the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
thumb_up
thumb_down
+85
the power to half transform to something.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+85
The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
thumb_up
thumb_down
+85
The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
The power to transform into a bucket of water.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+81
the power to fail at everything you do
thumb_up
thumb_down
+81
The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+79
The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
« First
‹ Prev
…
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!