- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to only see glass.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to hear a dog whistle

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

being black

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

Pointless Super Powers