A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to control yourself

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!