The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to pee any color

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!