The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to die at will

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to create shit

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!