The power to ignore useful information

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to die at will

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!