- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

A good Kisser

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not care.

The power to plank

Pointless Super Powers