- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to be a common person

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Pointless Super Powers