The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!