The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!