The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Being only half invisible.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!