The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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Nothing

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!