The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!