The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!