The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power of hindsight

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to grow more genitals.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!