The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to be blind

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to swim on land.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!