the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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cry acid tears

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to die

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!