- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be forever alone

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to pee any color

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to be born again

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to do nothing

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to obey gravity

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

Pointless Super Powers