- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to have an ability.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to be normal and average

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to digest corn.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

Pointless Super Powers