- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to get married

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to walk on frozen water.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power of women's rights.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

Pointless Super Powers