The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!