To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to turn wine into water.

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the power to become demented

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!