The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through glass

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!