- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to see through glass

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The ability to be heard in space

The power to ejaculate needles.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Pointless Super Powers