the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to see the past.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to self destruct

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be alone

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!