- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to be in AA.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

make youself dumb

Pointless Super Powers