the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!