- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to go to hell.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to look at Sun.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to be powerless

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think oppositely

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to predict the present

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers